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This is a link post Time to start buying up crates of plonk
Ultrasonic device converts young wine to vintage in just a few minutes. Or so they say.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm.
Whizzing a really shit wine through a food processor makes it drinkable, as I discovered with a £3 bottle of Tesco gut rot the other day.

So maybe.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the same idea
as putting cheap vodka through a water filter jug?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so going to try this, plus coffee filters. When I'm off the meds I'll get back to you.

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post be rebel and it while on the mess. then do it again off the mess and let us know if it still got you off your tits
* may not be good advice
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post be rebel and it while on the mess

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it all goes hideously wrong
remember I haven't actually tried this myself. I don't drink enough neat vodka to bother.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too damn right.
Neat vodka is for snorting.

Or so I am told
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've microwaved a bottle of red just to get it up to room temperature

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post be rebel and it while on the mess

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't you be on an anti war rally

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like you've had a couple of bottles yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 8:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post is the digital display the year of choice?
Great Scott!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mardi!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is still no technology on earth
that will make aquavit or unicum drinkable.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
strikethrough uni
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
strikethrough?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or Silver Bay Point
- brewed from grape concentrate on an industrial estate in Huddersfield.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad to say I have never had the pleasure.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't they make it less shit at the vinyard
and save me having to buy more shit?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because CONSPIRACY.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I have actually tried sonicating cheap wine....not in your namby pampy desktop waterbath but a full blown lab grade sonicator. Did a double blind taste test with a few friends....there was fuck all difference.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's because cheap wine doesn't age well obviously

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 22:06, , Reply)