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This is a normal post This is even more important: "Hooded hooligan beheads flowers at 2am"
Quote from Parish councillor Chrissie Phillips-Tilbury:

“He came down in the direction of the Co-op with a stick in his hand and took a severe dislike to the two big planters. He was using it like a sword and beheaded all the flowers, then used it vigorously to dig out all the soil.

The humanity!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coxy we here for you dude
if you need to speake to anybody to discuss your feelings and emotions at this moment in time then i feel that members of B3ta will be there for you simply call us on 099758421 and wait for option 3 it is after options 1 and 2 which deal with the horrific discovery of skid marks in your guzunderpants
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tried that number and it was a nice lady who seemed quite forward, but the conversation did ease my mind.
Now I feel guilty and hope my mom doesn't find out I used her credit card.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck living in Henley...

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post The horror, the horror...

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Reports of man farting in Marks and Spencers elevator'

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was probably my dad
it's his specialty
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post My brother would go up to people standing in line at a movie or whatever and dispel the evil from his bowels.
Then we would all sit back and watch as people suffered the effects of the tear gas and gave scathing looks to their line mates.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cleared a room in a nightclub with a guff once
it was one of the proudest moments of my life
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I was still 8, this is what I would be doing
Nothing more satisfying to an 8 year old than beheading some plants with a swooshy stick.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Monster.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 18:37, , Reply)