Just kiss them till they stop struggling they love it really!
James Bond haz teh moves. NSFW if you aren't a 70's dinosaur.
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What I want to see
is a gender-aware James Bond who cares about third gen feminism, worries about people's fucking issues and isn't ashamed to talk about his feelings.
Great film that'll be. Bond's core audience of young men will be on the edge of their fucking seats.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 30 Jan 2018, 18:31,
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yep those are the only two options
a Bond film 'about feminism' or him being a rapey cunt.
Craig's Bond seems all vulnerable and 'having issues'-y in any case
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No-one's interested in those issues.
All James Bond films are shit, let's face it. But he supports the British film industry almost single handed. He's a sexual predator to whom women are irresistibly attracted. Young men watch it because that's what all young men want to be. And, no matter how much you dislike it, they always fucking will.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 30 Jan 2018, 18:49,
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Speak for yourself
I liked the Daniel Craig Bonds precisely because I found those issues made the character interesting.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 19:14,
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'Do you expect me to kill?'. 'No, Mr Bond, we expect you to agonise over it for some inexplicable reason and then kill, that way a tiny minority of wankers feel much better about it'.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 30 Jan 2018, 19:19,
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Ah, you've only watched Quantum of Solace
That explains it.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 20:06,
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What issues are you talking about then?
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 30 Jan 2018, 20:08,
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Obviously
quantum of solace is so typical of a Bond film that anyone who talks about classic Bond scenarios can be accused of having only seen that film.
Just like every bond film ever.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:05,
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Daniel Craig’s Bond was pussy-whipped
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:22,
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Don't dislike him or his performance especially but the plots....or rather writing.
First is a remake, fine. Second one is a dull plot and a dull villain, third is one big plot hole ending as Home Alone, it also starts the dreaded shrinking universe that is turbo charged in the last one (also contains the worst Bond villain ever, and that takes some doing)
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Great film that'll be.
And as popular as Triumph of the Will.
Being only as attractive as a film would be if it's appeal was restricted to hardcore Nazis. After WW2.
Really?
A James Bond feminist film?
Who would go see that?
Nobody, that's who.
Well, maybe you but that would imply you are nobody and I would never say that. So nobody.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 20:13,
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But Triumph Of The Will IS still popular.
And old-style James Bond films ARE still popular.
So I'm not really sure why you're trying to compare the two.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Jan 2018, 0:30,
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I see the Guardian hasn't risked opening their idiotic rant about James Bond to comments.
Guess what, shooting loads of nameless people isn't all that politically correct either, but it's not a series of documentaries.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm8gxNXyIdM
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 18:45,
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It would seem from the evidence
that PC is whatever you want it to be to support your latest irritation.
Oh, james bond is not a feminist!
Well, hide my surprise. He has been that way for 50 years, what agenda are you trying to push by making this news specifically today?
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Just to warn everyone, I have been drinking Rum tonight and so my opinions tonight are likely to be overblown and inflammatory. Also probably very not PC.
In other news, Wood's rum is exceptionally good value for money. About £22-£25 a bottle but at 57% is economic. They use the same still as they did 250 years ago and the same recipe.
Man's rum. Not like man's whisky, which is just unpleasant, it is a treacly, molasses tasting rum. Very nice for the cash.
Anyway.
back to stuff.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 20:00,
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Yes, thanks
but not so much I type like you yet.
You must either be pissed yourself or have some mental condition which makes you hold your fingers on the keyboard too long...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 20:52,
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I assume you're having a go at the Guardian rather than me
It's like the time one of the journalists there had a go at a Monty Python sketch for portraying Hitler in a funny way, 40 years ago..
Anyway, as now there is a movement about genuine sexual harassment, and potentially rape, in the film industry, someone in Guardian Towers has now decided #metoo is all about saving the fictional women from 50 year old films as well.
*serious hat on*
(just to say, as far as news websites go, I still think the Guardian is one of the best, but when it comes to feminist issues, 90% of the time it all seems to go doolally over there, the latest article on Roman Polanski is surprisingly good though)
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 20:21,
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Of course, my ire is directed at the paper, not you
EDIT : It seems we have the same view of the gruaniad. Mostly sensible but loses the plot on certain issues.
On the whole though, one of the better biased news outlets.
EDIT 2 : Now, can you please stop encouraging me to make sensible responses to sensible posts? I did not get drunk just so I can appear reasonable!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 20:50,
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No, you appear to have got drunk to post messages on b3ta.
What a fucking waste of a bottle of rum.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 0:51,
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Wait, I thought the whole point of 'me too' was to make prey even easier to identify.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Jan 2018, 0:37,
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Their lips say no but their bodies says yes
#BondConsent
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