2 in a row? Fuck it, this made me lol, so I'm sharing
Guy is tripping on salvia and teaching you how to drive. Its made genius by his reaction at the end of the clip...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:31, Reply)
I wish to try some of this salvia.
I can see it making lazy days in the park alot of fun.
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:07,
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i tried it once
and it did bugger all., then again i smoked it with baccy, and it cost £10. my advice is, buy the concentrated stuff, eg, 25% or higher,put it into a bong or pipe, great thing is, you can do it in public as its legal :D
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:12,
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I tried it once, and it well and truly fucked me.
it fucked me hard...
I thought the very fabric of reality was being torn away right infront of me, and thought that i was dying.
Was an absolutely mind blowing experience, and the biggest effect i've ever had from a drug.
I've done ecstacy, cocaine, ketamine, canabis, laughing gas, etc, but none of it fucked me nearly as much as salvia...
But then it didnt effect a couple of my friends whatsoever... so ho hum...
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:28,
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as i said
i must of done it wrong, or it was really shit stuff. wouldnt touch above mentioned drugs. except cannabis, which i regually part take in. will investigate this further...
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:53,
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We did a fairly high gradient of the stuff,
Apparently, you have to do it in a bong or something big enough for it to mix with the air or some such shit. I don't know the science behind it, but I had two pipes of it and it didn't do a thing, but the bong of it well and truly destroyed me.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:33,
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yeah, I've done it too
I took it in a bong and it was pretty trippy. It's good because it's just a 5 minute trip, then you land on earth again, so it was a preferred trip to mushrooms which some of my friends have spazzed out on. Apparently I just laughed ridiculously hard the whole time. For me, I was running around a toy town tripping out. As the effects wore off I kind of 'came out' of the sofa I was sitting in - imagine the trainspotting scene where he goes from toilet to sea, but in reverse...from a massive toy town to a sofa. Fucking weird.
Thank fuck he didn't start to drive. It's potent stuff.
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thiswasmyclone, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:32,
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Everything turned slightly cartoonish and toy-like for me too.
When I first realized it had worked the whole room caved in on me somewhat. Every time I try and describe what I felt like, I come out with something different.
We had music on in the background and it became a sort of fun-fairesque background noise to my trip, making it seem all the weirder.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:35,
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I tried it once...it did nothing.
So I tried it again, it did nothing.
So I had a bong of it. FUCK ME DID IT DO SOMETHING.
I was literally outside of my own mind for what felt like 20 minutes, though I'm told it was closer to 3. I felt like the page in a wet book made of flesh and my friends to the left and right of me were the previous and next pages and we never moved. Then it felt like my face was trying to rip itself apart and my mouth felt all wet and loose.
Then I slowly came around before questioning whether I would EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. I'm told thats a natural and frequent fear amongst first timers. Needless to say I did eventually revert to my complete former self in about 30 minutes or so.
7/10, might consider doing it again.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:31,
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I did it a few times
first lot made me genuinely feel like I was a tree for five minutes, I had roots and leaves and everything.
Second time didn't really do much apart from make me feel really angry for an entire day. I didn't do it again.
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kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:57,
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In my experience...
...it builds up in you a bit. The first hit might not do anything, but the next one will hit you like a sledgehammer to whatever part of your brain makes you appreciate reality for what it is.
What I'm saying is don't expect to spend all day on it, and don't do too much more once you've had your initial hit. It'll leave you a gibbering wreck and you'll come to with most of a cigarette burnt away twixt your fingers. *ahem*
Otherwise, play safe and have fun! :D
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(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:15, Reply)
i did it
its pretty powerful stuff, use a jet lighter for best effects as it needs higher temperatures to work and use extracts above 20x.
i just got itchy, and really paranoid and i felt like i was melting too, which lasted all of 5 minutes before wearing off completely. its my least favourite psychedelic, mushrooms are way better
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 14:45, Reply)
Yeah, I liked mushies more too
Though the trip off Salvia can be really intense, it'd make a good kick start while you're waiting for the mushrooms to take effect... If you never wanted to come back from space that is...
Anyone else find that salvia gives you a feeling that somebody is pushing you backwards?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:24, Reply)
haha
Great end to that. Just been browsing his other clips. Very amusing.
Now to wiki salvia.
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Fronkle99, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:54,
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think hard...
seriously!
It doesn't just last 20 odd minutes for everyone, I've known people to be messed up for considerably longer...
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:25,
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^ THIS
I can't watch some trippy scenes in films now.
The video for Let Forever Be by The Chemical Brothers freaks me out now.
And that bit in Firefly where River thinks a gun is a branch...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:10, Reply)
It's legal if you're in the UK
Just ask at your friendly neighbourhood bong shop.
About 20 quid. I recommend the 15x concentration. Not too mind wrecking but it'll still do the job...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:23, Reply)
hahaha
this is truly great
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:15,
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That is awesome :D
Now why the fuck didn't I take drugs?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:29,
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That's a lol
What has he seen to make him look so scared? a fucking cat on the bonnet! :)
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:36,
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Haha
Nice work spinner!
edit: illegal where I live (australia)
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:58,
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i have a theory
that all these "wow salvia is awesome" videos are being made by the web companies that sell salvia...
how do we get middle class white kids doing a drug which does barely nothing to them...
THE INTERNETS...THATS HOW!
(conspiracy wednesday)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 12:37, Reply)
Nice vid!
www.everyonedoesit.com/search/index.cfm?sSearchString=salvia&x=0&y=0
And I recommend Baby Woodrose too, if tripping is your thang...
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..wil, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:11,
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I remember . .
Takin a large hit of it, nice and dark in the room and quite. About 30s in all swirls and eyes looking at me from behind things. All nice. Then some friends came in through the front door and went "HHIIII !!!!"
That was it, into evil mario land, those green vines came down from the wall and an evil mushroom guy pelted down and accross the room. It did this a few times until I knew I had to try and kill it. So I chased it upstaires and came to what must have been about 5 mins after takin it jumping up and down on my bed laughing my head off -_-
yay !!
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:48, Reply)
I liked the bit
where the wall fell over, then rebuilt itself, then fell over, then rebuilt itself, then fell over, then rebuilt itself...
And my brother's mate's eternal cry of "Nuns! Nuns riding rats! On a Star Wars background!"
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:19, Reply)
The
single most horrible drug experience I have ever had in my life was on salvia. I think I may have overdone the dose a little but basically there was a period of 20 minutes or so when I seriously suspected that the last 35 years of my life had been a surprisingly detailed nitrous oxide hallucination.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:54, Reply)
oh man that stuff is weird.
I have done it a few times, and once when I was lying on my bed staring at the breezeblock pattern on the wall of my uni bedroom, I halloucinated the game donkey kong on the wall!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 14:48, Reply)
I did it a couple of times
I was leanted on invisible shutter. Lot of fun.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:18, Reply)
According to Wikipedia:
The known active constituent is a trans-neoclerodane diterpenoid known as Salvinorin A, chemical formula C23H28O8.[21] It is present in the dried plant at about 0.2%.[22] Unlike other known opioid-receptor ligands, salvinorin A is not an alkaloid—it does not contain a basic nitrogen atom
in otherwords: IT MAKES CATS FUCKING SCARY
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:42, Reply)
And it's still legal...
Did it at uni, first time everything felt like it was attached to me by rubber-bands, total loss the concept of anything not visible and laughing lots but not a lot else.
Second time, sat on the floor in front of a sofa, the floor raised up to become like a narrow brick alley. Everything I tried to say was gobbledegook and the people in the room kept appearing over this wall to me. After starting to come down a mate in a doorway was suddenly me, since he had his hands behind his head like I did, so logically it must be me... A while later I felt ok and went off to the loo to discover that not only did my legs not exist beyond the darkness of my trousers, but I could also see through the house and see people moving about in the lounge. Took a while to realise they couldn't see me!
Last time not a lot happened but the bluish light from the monitor out the corner of my eye turned into sky, wrapped itself right around me apart from one little sliver, through which my friend was talking to me. It seemed to be having a long-lasting effect though at that point so I stopped messing with it. Glad to say that effect went away within a couple of months after.
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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:28,
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