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This is a normal post hahaha
you didn't fancy getting anything that slightly resembled a minge then? You're gonna end up with a fettish for plastic holes, you'll be Dixons one day looking at the stereos and end up fucking a subwoofer air outlet.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am of the gaying ilk...
And while they do Fleshlights for bummers, this was getting rave reviews at the time.

You can soak it in warm water before you begin, so it's all warm. That's quite nice.

Now pardon me, I need to continue chatting up this 5.1 system.

Hey, baby. How 'bout I put on some Barry White, and you and me... get bassy....
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:37, , Reply)