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This is a link post Those Crazy Japanese NSFW
Series of ads for an egg based product. Extra points if you can guess what it's for after the first one.

NSFW just in case :)
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?
Wasn't expecting that. Thought it was just a boiled egg that you could buy for lunch :(

Haha, easy ona-cap
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 1.Unwrap
2. Pull over cock
3. Release
4. Hilarity ensues.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post CONDOM WIN!
I like the design....but can it hold my milk?
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Season 2???
Didn't get it, and what's with Season 2??? Nice find though!
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Season two is the latest range
which have different nodules inside.

Available at lovehoney for a tenner, I've just noticed.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Which came first?
The chicken, the egg, or the Japanese bloke...
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post if the eg works...no chicken will cum

(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Neither
It was the cock that laid the chicken.

accepts congratulations for awesome answer
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post If you boil it, they will come

(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post is it the wanking device from the other day?
if so, ace
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a very gentle
glass cock :)
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I knowed this anyway
For I possess that most holy of wanking tools - The Tenga Flip Hole.

It is saved for special times, as after a first weekend of overuse, I was a withered husk, scared of sunlight and unable to lift my feeble body from my vile cot.

But bugger me, I still go off like a rocket every time I use it.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Tenga Flip Hole Vid - Clearly NSFW!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV9surmlxnQ

Kinda sounds like shagging a Dolphin? Probably. I haven't actually tried... yet.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Bucket List!
Punch it in the face then fuck it
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post When you're actually using it
It makes more of a sound like someone in boots walking very fast through mud.

But it honestly doesn't put you off.

Plbtbtbttbtbt-shoop. plbtbtbtbtbtbttbt-shoop.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
you didn't fancy getting anything that slightly resembled a minge then? You're gonna end up with a fettish for plastic holes, you'll be Dixons one day looking at the stereos and end up fucking a subwoofer air outlet.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I am of the gaying ilk...
And while they do Fleshlights for bummers, this was getting rave reviews at the time.

You can soak it in warm water before you begin, so it's all warm. That's quite nice.

Now pardon me, I need to continue chatting up this 5.1 system.

Hey, baby. How 'bout I put on some Barry White, and you and me... get bassy....
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Confused
Can this be classed as bestiality or furryism?
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:24, Reply)