Clam Eating Salt On Floor
Not Ronseal on grounds of clearly being on a table.
Gross anyway. Boil the fuck out of it.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:27, Share, Reply)
Not Ronseal on grounds of clearly being on a table.
Gross anyway. Boil the fuck out of it.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:27, Share, Reply)
yeah and like the sea bed is a fucking bed
clams don't give a shit
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:29, Share, Reply)
clams don't give a shit
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Heh tonguey, should draw eyes on it.
*puts salt on nob & orders clams.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:28, Share, Reply)
Salt is delicious. I can not blame this clam.
If I was sat on a salt-covered table I'd probably do the same.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:50, Share, Reply)
If I was sat on a salt-covered table I'd probably do the same.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:50, Share, Reply)
The ladies will be salting their kebabs
and buying a bag of clams
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:08, Share, Reply)
and buying a bag of clams
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:08, Share, Reply)
A Belgian would have a knife in that n have it down their oesophagus before it had time to finish it's first lick
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:09, Share, Reply)
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Mates had one of these each in Brussels last week
Gonna show them that video now.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:23, Share, Reply)
Gonna show them that video now.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:23, Share, Reply)
Don't let the guys at Squeel see this,
God knows what they'd come up with...
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:10, Share, Reply)
God knows what they'd come up with...
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Cheers
The worrying thing is, my B3ta age appears to be higher than my mental one!
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:23, Share, Reply)
The worrying thing is, my B3ta age appears to be higher than my mental one!
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:23, Share, Reply)
instead of salt
they should have put garlic and butter on the table. Yummy self seasoning food!
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:32, Share, Reply)
they should have put garlic and butter on the table. Yummy self seasoning food!
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:32, Share, Reply)
Aww
I'd never expected to want a pet clam, but there's the inspiration.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:24, Share, Reply)
I'd never expected to want a pet clam, but there's the inspiration.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:24, Share, Reply)
I can hardly wait for the sequel
"Clam With High Blood Pressure"
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"Clam With High Blood Pressure"
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Clams don't have tongues, that's actually its foot
It's trying to bury itself into the table and the salt is harming it:
www.newstatesman.com/blogs/sci-tech/2012/07/horrifying-truth-behind-horrifying-clam-video
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:48, Share, Reply)
It's trying to bury itself into the table and the salt is harming it:
www.newstatesman.com/blogs/sci-tech/2012/07/horrifying-truth-behind-horrifying-clam-video
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:48, Share, Reply)