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Excellently pointless machine....
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:28,
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This is purely for when you don't have time to sort your own Skittles (would also work for Smarties, I think)
Because sorting them by hand is quicker.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:35,
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a device for sorting orange smarties would be invaulable
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:36,
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^This^
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:42,
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True, but not since they removed all the chemicals from them.
They're absolutely tasteless without them. Poor kids these days. I still remember being thrilled to hear about the introduction of the blue smarties in the late 80s.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:46,
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Have you tasted Smarties lately?
They're awful. The shells taste of nothing and the chocolate is all powdery.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:54,
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can't we all just have a pleasant conversation about smarties without having our soul crushed?
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:58,
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Have you seen the size of wagon wheels lately?
barely bigger than a digestive biscuit.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:58,
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:01,
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:D
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:10,
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Don't get me started on Monster Munch
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redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:02,
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Don't tell me that they're no longer monstrous.
Anything but that.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:35,
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well call me a senile old miserble redundant bastard
but in my day youkrie bars where mahoosive and needed teeth of iron to break it in to its own blocks.
and as for terrys chocolate oranges? just got to look at it and nit falls apart inmy youth theye were ration and you were lucky if you got between a whole housing estate to share, every one got 1 lick except for those after smelly terry that fat kid who ndidnt want theres after he snoted on it and all this was wall to wall peadophilles in my day couldnt walk down the street with out getting dragged in and arse rapped except for smelly terry poor lonly smelly terry no one wanted him well i say no one his dad did
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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On a trip to BHS I encountered actual giant size confectionary
so with that and these double size snickers I think we can all stop moaning.
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BertnotErnie, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:34,
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I...
...fucking love it!
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Harry Webshiter, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:36,
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Yay! That's a fairly beautiful looking machine, too.
Obviously not in a sexy way, I quickly add.
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:44,
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tab fucks fuck machines!!!!!
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tickle i love hip hop, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:57,
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I hear he's the only person to be have used 2 Sybians at once.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:02,
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i hear he has a specially made sybian iron maiden
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tickle i love hip hop, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:48,
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;`(
I said NOT in a sexy way!
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:03,
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whatever
machine fucker. does your hubband know?
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tickle i love hip hop, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:08,
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No! I'm not a monster:
I put him into "standby mode" before any sorting-machine shenanigans.
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:26,
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you're taking the metal mickey...
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tickle i love hip hop, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:49,
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:58,
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Lego sorter
Now that would be useful.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:16,
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or, automatic lego builder
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BertnotErnie, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:39,
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we want a machine for sorting lego bricks by type, size, and colour ... that is made out of lego!
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champagnerocker, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:39,
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