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This is a link post Bear faced cheek I made this!
Bits of a bear I'm selling in today's Friday Ad. In fun size segments for your convenience.

EDIT - "Bear anus" did get in. In my eagerness to look at page 3, I neglected to notice it on the front page!


 (ccc, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ahha awesome :D

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha the Two bear eyes one is great
and I (maybe stupidly) thought that the advertising desk staff would pick on this kind of japery? Or can you really just bung any old surreality in and they will advertise it as for sale?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post These have
been online for a week. Bear anus too.

Perhaps they think sub editors and proof readers are no longer essential in this hard hitting recession.
 (ccc, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post But shaft of bear got through?
Odd ... nicely done though!
 (Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post For me this is the wrong side of the line.

(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post but it is okay to make cakes out of lions?
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ?? which line
would that be then?? i too feel anguish at the plight of our native english bears!! it is good to know there are others like me, out there in internet land...
 (TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Sublime
Beautiful

*clickety*
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a complete badger carcass
In a hemp bag on the patio. The flys have almost done. It's for my youngest son's summer holiday biology project. It'll be mounted and sold on eBay late September.

Big LOLs on the ad. Round here it costs a quid for each classified in the local rag.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post What wrong side
of what line?

Are you a bear-lover?

I roffled! CLicks!
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha :D
genius! silly teeth of bear...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Sarah Palin will be calling you
she luvs dem bears...dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
bravo! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic :D

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
great stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You genius sir!
I must try this now that the Dorset Echo no longer print my letters.
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this is fab!
*clickity*
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh
Shaft of bear FTW
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, brilliant!
This is ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
"LEFT BEAR ear. Soft and fluffy and nyummy and awwww. All oochycoochy and eeee."

I'm almost tempted to ring the number :-P
 (I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Pure, utter, genious.
You should write and complain that since they rejected your ad you've got a bear's anus going to waste...
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes - I don't understand.
They've left that one online: www.friday-ad.co.uk/AdRef/YI9248G44/SortOrder/AGEU/Keywords/bear+anus/Web/FullAdDetails.asp
 (ccc, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha
Fantastic.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the...
... Dettol Dettol Dettol. I know! bit
 (I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just come back for another look at this
And it's so funny I'm even laughing at "SMALL COLLECTION of silver condiment spoons".
Actually, I think it's the juxtapostion of mundane items/bits of bear that make it so good.
MORE PLEASE MR CCC!
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Stuck in 'inquisitive' mode.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm calling about...
...the bear.

I nearly rang the number on the ad just for a laugh... but is it some poor innocent sod's phone number who will be wondering why people keep ringing him and asking about bear anatomy?
 (RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
how much are hugs?
 (I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post superb
i havent laughed so much for quite a while, it didnt help the wife is asleep next door so i am having to stiffle the noise (which is hard)

i love the running theme of dettol.... dont get uppity
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)