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Explorer found alive
Well, that mystery didn't last long, did it?
(LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:34, Share, Reply)

Eulogy retracted.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:42, Share, Reply)

they'll look great in the book that he may or may not be able to write before christmas

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:44, Share, Reply)

why do you think he secluded himself in PNG?
obvious Xmas book writing retreat
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:11, Share, Reply)

what's the chances this airstrip has got a travelodge?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:14, Share, Reply)

No wonder he was hard to find
if he was hiding in an internet image format.

Did they look in JPG first?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:20, Share, Reply)

I knew someone would comment on that
"puerile digital arts community" still alive and kicking :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:24, Share, Reply)

He was in PNG but was saved as JPG.

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:28, Share, Reply)

and rescued by a B(li)MP

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:32, Share, Reply)

So the guy they rescued
isn't the same guy that got lost but looks very close to the untrained eye and now is not in a fit state to be worked with?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:36, Share, Reply)

NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD!

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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:56, Share, Reply)

You called?

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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 22:25, Share, Reply)

something about interesting artefacts

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:38, Share, Reply)

Where I'm going you won't find me... for 24 hours.

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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:52, Share, Reply)

He was missing Tabby

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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:53, Share, Reply)

I heard his sister on R4 yesterday saying how worried she was
as it was so unlike him not to catch his flight and report in. She was then asked if he had gone missing before. She replied (paraphrased) "no, apart from the time he went missing for 3 months".
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:03, Share, Reply)

it's great he's been found near an airstrip
Convenient
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:11, Share, Reply)

I watched the BBC night news in the day of his disappearance
And their defence correspondent Frank Gardner had just left him. He didn't seem at all worried and stated that although he was in a dangerous area where the isolated tribe can be violent he was capable and had probably got caught up in a ritual which he felt obliged to attend. He was implying "calm down, he's fine"
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 21:33, Share, Reply)

God-forbid Robert Mugabe turns up alive and well and President of Zimbabwe, the entire 24hour news cycle will have been for naught.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:05, Share, Reply)

I bet he was pissed off, he explicitly said "don't try and rescue me"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:10, Share, Reply)

is it technically a rescue if he just gets on a scheduled flight?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:21, Share, Reply)

If we are talking about modern explorers
that is how they do their exploring, on Easyjet.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:21, Share, Reply)

The little rascal will soon be home to a big bowl of ice cream and smothered in hugs.
(loci, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:45, Share, Reply)