Missing kitten found...
Insert joke here about her pussy etc.
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Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:52,
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Sunday Sport story on a dead kitten being found flattened in the folds of a fat woman's flab!?
Must be true then...
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..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:55,
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I'm sure
the makers of the Sunday Sport have no interest whatsoever in the company behind the videos that that lady appears in
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:01,
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If it is true then this is the worst thing ever.
For so many reasons.
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Jeez!
"WHEN Mandy Mountain’s latest fella recoiled in horror while giving her oral pleasure, she wondered what on earth was wrong."
^There are SO many observations to be made of that sentence.
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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:47,
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?!?
“And my boyfriend Clint’s taken it bad too. He’s started wetting again.”
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Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:05,
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“Men love my buttery lumps and bumps. And I enjoy being worshipped like some sort of massive goddess"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
Sorry, but that's just such wonderful prose.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:24,
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Haiku
Men enjoy my lumps
My Buttery lumps and bumps
Worship your goddess
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Peej, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:43,
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Or (to use the shorter form)
In park am walking
a turd upon my footwear
so disappointing
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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:54,
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"And now I'm willing to try anything to lose some weight. This is the wake-up call I needed"
I'd have thought a fucking mirror might have done that
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:49,
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