S&M gone a tad too far
May cause involuntary 'Ewwwwwwwww' and so forth
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:19,
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On 2nd thoughts being single might be for the best
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:24,
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I wonder if his new wife stood by his side through the ordeal
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:53,
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Gutless idiot
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Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:38,
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What an offal story.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:43,
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She just couldn't stomach him anymore.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:48,
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These puns are getting unbowelievably bad.
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:55,
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tldr
Edit: sorry about the missing semicolon
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:57,
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Worst tasting haggis ever.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:04,
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so...
he had an affair with his ex wife?
thats like eating again at the restaurant that gave you food poisoning.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:13,
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^ This. And it's one of those Japanese restaurants that serves sashimi.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:24,
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Fred Quimby must have written the screenplay:
"After attacking him with the knife, Ms Saeed allegedly also hit Mr Mir with a frying pan and a salt and pepper grinder, and pursued him outside while wielding a meat cleaver."
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:54,
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