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This is a link post Selling Breast Milk Ice Creams I made this!
We hijacked a legit ice cream van and sold a bunch of breast milk ice creams to some school kids and a ginger builder... For more vids and weird schemes check out www.blagamillion.com
(phraser, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post did one of those kids
call out "I have a fake vagina"?

I want to try the ice cream now. Was it really love-pillow ice cream? How long did it take to get enough for a full tub of ice cream?
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah..
Think he said 'I'll have a fake vagina' cause we were selling those too! haha... We still have some left though if your interested? ha. Ice cream that is.. Well, we still have some fake vagina in stock too!

Here is part 1 where we sourced it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zz3sLCIGfs

And part 2 where we made it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bswuwR5NBHw
 (phraser, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the girl who asks
"Are we going to get raped?". LOL
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post but weirdly
it didn't stop her...
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Yes she is.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post it is funny
that milk from human boobs is instantly shocking but cow tit juice is perfectly fine.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post it is funny
that meat from a human body is instantly shcoking but cow meat is perfectly fine.

OH WAIT, NO IT FUCKING ISN'T
 (interference, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post And these would be comparable if we fed our babies on chopped-up human fingers
But we don't. So fuck off.
 (Skittlemcfluff ......................, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post haha ^^

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this, I do.

(I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post i agree totally....
but...my brain is wire to say i prefer cow milk......
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post SHIT!
you try harder oxford toffs yeah!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Looked like tabs to me...
...dear boy.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Next Challenge
Breast Milk Cheese
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post breast milk
doesnt have enough fat for cheese unfortumately!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah..
Sure when we were researching we found breast milk isn't suitable for cheese. Shame!
 (phraser, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that £1.23 after taking into account
the price of sugar, eggs, hire of icecream van and petrol to and from various destinations?
At this rate you'll be blagging a million for quite some time.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Haa.
We borrowed the ice cream van for free, but your right... We spent more on ingredients! ha. Our hopes all lie in the Chicken Man single now, we are in the studio all this week working on it.
 (phraser, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
If she's willing to do that, I'm sure you could make some money on letting grown men dress up as babies and suck her nipples.
 (I helped save b3ta! citricsquid, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post If you poke around Gumtree
You can find the odd woman looking for a full grown sucker haa.
 (phraser, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post All that and CDC-shaped ice cream cones too...

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i think he says "i've had a fake vagina! tasted really good"

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you
called Donal, perchance?
 (tty, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah...
That's Donal Coonan presenting in the video..
 (phraser, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:48, Reply)