What Steam Is For I made this!
My apologies to gamers who take gaming so very seriously that this will make them mad bro.
( somegreybloke, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)

never a truer word spoken. :(
i'm going to go and play assassin's creed.
( tickle i love hip hop, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)

I love Assassin's Creed
and I hate Assassin's Creed. Completely stuck at the very end of Brotherhood right now.
( somegreybloke, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I'm right at the start of brotherhood.
what you said about frustration rings very true of the races in AC2. brotherhood looks even more annoying. like not just passing missions but getting graded. what's that about? pricks.
( tickle i love hip hop, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I have never heard of this Steam
I thought you meant Steem the atari st emulator.

I haven't played any proper games since SOR on the megadrive.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

*looks at hours spent on Modern Warefare 3 Multiplayer*
*sobs in a corner*
( - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Oh god, that was great.
And profoundly depressing *goes off for a screaming crywank*
( Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

"screaming crywank"
lols
( somegreybloke, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:20, Reply)

the best kind

( Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)

I downloaded Steam but it just barks at me that my internet connection is too poor!
I've played online games before like World of Warcraft, and many games via Xbox live and yes I get lag once in a while but never too poor to actually play.
( maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)

You should buy more interwebz points
and increase your gigaflops
( Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I'll have you know my gigaflops are very taut and perky thank you.

( maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Always room for more taut and perky gigaflops

( Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

My steam account simply tells me how surprisingly short Portal was

( HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Way too short!
Though Portal 2 is infinite because people are building their own levels now.
( somegreybloke, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Super Meat Boy for me!
I don't know why I put myself through it! It's so frustrating, but I keep going back for more!
(conrads_rocks, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Civ 5 has eaten too many days of my life
I like steam, gives a lot of smaller studios a chance to shine.
( Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)

How are you coping without Leonard Nimoy?

(jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Sun 2 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Never played civ 4 so don't miss him.

( Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Over 360 hours of Team Fortress 2 and counting
Still have only two hats (excluding achievements).
(Mandrake needed a dispenser on, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)

970 hours of DoTA 2
and counting...
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 0:22, Reply)

I am so sad.
At least the games you people play are cool. I have over 100 hours of playing a train simulator called Railworks.
(hal9001, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 7:39, Reply)

Haha yes, brilliant as ever - too true!

(macroscian likes people, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Haha
I'm not much of a gamer now, but I reckon I pissed away years of my life in my 20s and early 30s.

Glad to see that you managed to attract some teenage gamer rage in the comments.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

That guy
is apparently 26!
( somegreybloke, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 3:55, Reply)

Clearly a man in denial.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Very true,
One of my friends has played one game for
500+ hours! That's like 20 whole days sat
in front of his pc!
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

160 hrs? Amateur :)
According to my Steam acct, I spent 1,000+ hrs on Football Manager 2011.
Although a lot of that is simply the game idling in the background, but still...
( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sun 2 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

football manager isn't a game
it's a lifestyle choice
( Pootle, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

OK, time to uninstall Steam...

( wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 18:50, Reply)

personally
I play games to amuse myself. Real life still happens to me!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I'm embarrassed at how much time I've spent on The Binding of Isaac.
I think I might have to uninstall it. Damn good game, mind.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:24, Reply)