Badness is not genetic.
My dad was a bit wayward at school, so much younger that when his younger brother started senior school the teacher boomed "Are you Arthur Barnetboy's brother?" When my uncle replied yes, the teacher said "You've got detention, you'll probably be just as bad"

Day one, detention and the cane just for being related to badness. My uncle went on to have a long and distinguished career in the Police and will regale a willing audience for hours on end with tales of tomfoolery and jolly japes but I'll save that for another QOTW.........

.....apart from the time he battered an innocent motorist half to death as the number plate on the guy's van was one digit away from a van used as a getaway vehicle after a bank robbery............... or when he dined on roast swan cooked by an RSPCA officer and they both nearly got sacked.
(Barnetboy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 18:03, 2 replies)

I love the way you've managed to avoid both the question and anything approaching an anecdote.
Classic stuff.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 19:49, closed)

Textbook QOTW

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 1:18, closed)