Have you tried this?
When you have your hot drink, bite off the very ends of a Twix finger, dip one end into your drink then, use the twix as a straw to suck up some drink. Suck until the drink is still hot/warm by the time it gets to your mouth then quickly remove the Twix from the drink. Observe - you now have a still intact Twix finger with a sodden biscuit and the bottom of the Twix will be melting chocolate. Lick the melted chocolate/sodden biscuit off the caramel top, leaving a warm strip of Twix caramel, coated on one side in chocolate. Roll this into a ball and pop it into your mouth.



Then look around at your work colleagues with a puzzled expression and say "What?" in a hurt tone of voice.


A couple of sips of tea/coffee and you're ready for finger number two.

Try it and let me know what you think.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:15, 1 reply)

What's wrong with you man
That suggestion is like giveing a Shopoholic a new credit card... I've been clean for three years.
(Doogie Talons, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:22, closed)