Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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I kicked that pigeon right in the ass...When I was a schoolkid, I was walking home from school with some mates, and espied a pigeon sat eating dogshit or somesuch on the pavement a few yards in front of me.
"Watch this!" I advised, before taking a run up and aiming the tip of my trainer at the pigeon's fat rear end.
In my defence, I never thought that I'd make contact - I presumed that it would fly away before my kick made contact. However, this was not the case, and as I booted it in the cloaca it let out an almighty 'caw' and flew into the air whilst feathers fell out of its tail.
Accidental because I didn't think I'd do it, but pretty ace nontheless. Aerial vermin, don't you know.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:17,
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