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I once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.

Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Captaincrackerjack just reminded me...

A similar pigeon-kicking incident happened to me...

Only with typical consequences that only seem to happen to me.

A few years ago, I was walking through a crowded Rugby town centre (by the clock tower) with some mates on a cold a frosty morning.

There were the habitual greedy fucking pigeons sniffing about, picking the scraps from the nearby Mcdonalds and the Burger vans.

I seized the opportunity to look like a pigeon hating superhero in the presence of my peers.

"Watch this!" I exclaimed lifting my boot up to give one of the lttle bollocks a 'pretend' hoof up the arse...

when my other leg slipped and gave way...

After an almost full loop-the-loop, I fell on my fat, stupid, showing-off arse in front of 100s of shopperfolk, who thought it only decent to point and laugh their collective tits off at my expense.

Thanks for reminding me Captain...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:34, 2 replies)
just like in Catch 22...
you got my karma for when I kicked the pigeon.

Or, I got yours, if your incident happened first.

Mine would have been about 1996-97.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:40, closed)
I think mine was before yours...

but I'm not sure and it's close....could even be about the same time.

reminds me of the dumb / clever balance adverts.

Karma is a bastard when it's me on the arse-end
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:43, closed)

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