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One of the B3ta team danced on stage at the Brixton Academy dressed as an enormous white rabbit, and lived to tell the tale. Confess the stuff good or bad - you've done anonymously.

(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:10)
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I'd been having a bad day......
Sat in the car park of a large supermarket in Leicester, taking the umpteenth pointless phone call of the day from my knob head of a boss.I was in the mood to open a vein.
Just then I saw a stunningly attractive young woman walk past with a beatific smile on her face. Her looks and demeanour lifted my mood immediately and I felt much better.
I wrote a few anonymous sentences on a post-it note saying basically she looked fabulously attractive and to have a great life. This was then posted on her windscreen and I got back in my car before anyone noticed me.
Then I started to panic, thinking, I'm twice her age what if she thinks it's some mad stalker pervert. By now there was a chance she could return to her car and catch me trying to retrieve the note. I was in a quandry working out how to proceed when she returned to her car with some shopping.
My car was about 10 meters form hers so I pretended to read the newspaper and not look up. The suspense was now killing me..... when she got to her car she picked the note off the windscreen, read it looked around the car park to see who might have left the note .......... and then smiled beatifically to herself, got in the car and drove off.
This was a huge relief to me as the desired result had occurred; I wasn't trying to pick her up merely to brighten her day the way she had mine. For once a random act of kindness that worked out.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:20, closed)
mad stalker pervert!!!

(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:16, closed)
Not really
I can't recall the wording on the note but I tried to make it read as positive, non threatening and non sexual as possible. As I said in the post I'm old enough to be her father and if I was a mad stalker pervert I would have followed her when she drove off or hung around at lunchtimes to see her again.
Good reply though!
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:57, closed)
I tried to come across as positively, non-threateningly and non-sexually as possible
but she still screamed and demanded to know why the fuck I was looming over her at 3 in the morning.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 17:08, closed)
Good story
Have a click
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:37, closed)
I did that once
But I posted a note to some teenage knobs who had parked in the space set aside for the disabled. It read "You make look like a joey and would need to be retarded to purchase and drive such a shit car but do you have to park in the disabled spot". Felt good and childish and well lucky they they didnt kick the shit out of me.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:23, closed)

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