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How low have you sunk to earn a few quid? Have you ever been paid a tenner by a stranger in the street to crap in a jar? Me neither. Tell us about the depraved or humiliating lengths you've gone to in order to raise cash.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:35)
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what, i'm not sneering and superior enough,
ONLINE?

wah wah wah.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:31, 1 reply)
You're not bright enough to appreciate that you're out of your depth.
Imagine you're a child standing behind a wall that's too tall for you to see over. Everybody else is watching events on the other side and talking about them. You keep asking questions and hopping up onto your tiptoes and tugging on people's shirts, thinking you're involved. That's essentially what it's like for bright people to attempt a conversation with you.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:52, closed)
wait a minute - you think YOU'RE bright?
hahahahahaha. best. joke. EVER.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:47, closed)
I know I'm bright.
I have a doctorate in something extremely complicated and I invent extremely clever things for large amounts of money for a living.

I don't want to sound mean or owt but I'm so far out of your intellectual league that we may as well be different species.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:17, closed)
reduced to bragging about qualifications and earnings online?
wow. that is cool AND clever AND totally proves your point.

and also marshmallow's, much as it pains me to admit it. for someone who claims to earn a lot, that garden looked like the back of a council house in stoke.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:23, closed)
...your friend Battered does this all the time but you never raise this point.

(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:30, closed)
shambles just seemed to be taking the internet a bit seriously
nobody cares whether he has a gcse or ten doctorates, nobody cares whether he earns £1 or £1M, but he seems to think it was a good thing to say. i am disappoint. i thought he was more moral and lofty than into filthy lucre. he might as well buy a tv and have done with it :(

it's like hearing the pope preaching about how to have phone sex :((
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:32, closed)
oh petal
you really are bad at this, aren't you?
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:34, closed)
what, gardening?
no, that'd be you... maybe you could get another doctorate in lawn management?
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:35, closed)
what are you prattling on about, typist?

(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:39, closed)
*recites list of qualifications and salary in desperate bid to look impressive ON THE INTERNET*

(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:43, closed)
are you having a breakdown?
I'm brighter than you. That's not the end of the world, pet. Most people are cleverer than you and I'm cleverer than most people. Which bit of this has come as a surprise? And why are we talking about lawn maintenance?
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:50, closed)
there is absolutely no way that you are brighter than i am
you come across as a bit of an autist, but not a remotely bright one. sorry to burst your dim little bubble, doodle.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:20, closed)
hahahahahahahaohhhhhfuck
you're thick
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:39, closed)
now you made it sound all cyberish :(
and that's Nasty

better pay another poly for a doctorate. the last one isn't standing you in such good stead.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:44, closed)
that was a bit nasty
For a split second I thought your previous post was serious.

My sincere apologies. There is no dignity in mocking one's inferiors.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:21, closed)
only one person here has been reduced to squawking about their "achievements"
you've got a good imagination. i'll give you that.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 13:38, closed)
herp derp
"You think you're tall."
"I'm a 6'10 professional basketball player."
"Oh my god I can't believe you're bragging about your height on the internet."

"He thinks he's posh."
"I went to Eton and I'm a baronet."
"Oh my god I can't believe he's bragging about his poshness on the internet."

Come on, love. You're not this thick.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 13:58, closed)
there is not one single thing in what you type
that makes you look anything much above "mildly retarded". you can make up as many degrees as you like, it won't change it. try typing something smart, that might.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:03, closed)
That's priceless!
Povvo pizza-boy thinks he's rich AND rich.

The only thing he can measure in the hundreds of thousands are posts on an ailing message board. But I am enjoying how upset you've made him - do carry on.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 19:18, closed)

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