Save the spreadsheet
At 2 p.m. on a Saturday, I was at work, busy assembling a large spreadsheet, when the lights started flickering. I immediately and successfully saved the large spreadsheet I was working on. I was secure and happy in the knowledge that I lost no data and did the right thing.

The reason the lights were flickering was that a tornado was knocking down power pylons and slicing high voltage lines just a short distance away, but I didn't learn about that until later.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:16, 3 replies)

Close the question. Actually, stop the Internet.
We have a winner. This post contains everything, drama, excitement, passion and a love for life. It should be turned into a film.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:14, closed)

At last! An understanding critic!
I nominate Tom Cruise to play the Office Drone.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:39, closed)

needs dramatic music

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:45, closed)