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A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.

What have you invented to get off work?

(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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A co-worker was caught wanking on his plane home.
In his seat.
In first class.
After being arrested at Brize Norton, interviewed and released on bail, he went home.
And stayed there, claiming sickness due to stress.
For six months.
Now that's what I call throwing a sickie.
(, Sun 11 Jun 2006, 7:09, Reply)

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