Bad Ideas"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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A level art.6th form pottery class.I said to my mate, " See this lump of clay...shaped like a massive pointed tit... pretend it's Joe's head." Joe was our headmaster,a cunt and a half who had made our lives hell for the past six years.My mate stood up and before I could stop him he slammed his open hand down as hard as he could onto the lump of clay.I forgot to tell him that 'as a joke' I had secreted a wooden clay modelling tool vertically within the clay.The tit was duly flattened and the wooden tool passed almost completely through my ex mate's hand stretching the skin on his upper hand like a 5" translucent tepee.I threw up, our art teacher wet her knickers before fainting and my friend was dragged into the head's office to explain what had happened.To his credit he lied and said I had described the massive tit as being Hodgson, the school bully.
Oh, happy days.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 15:20,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Jul 2014, 18:30,
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