One of my old housemates
was a bit of an idiot- always seemed to get the wrong idea, head in the clouds, whatever saying you want to use. He was usually a cheerful face around the house, so we didn't mind if he didn't always pick up after himself- after all, he was nowhere near as bad as one of the other guys in the house, who just left beer bottles everywhere.

Anyway, we were having problems with our milk delivery for the longest time. It'd be delivered late, or we'd get far too many bottles and still be expected to pay for them because "I delivered them, didn't I?" After a few months of this the upper management fired him (there was some hint of a scandal) And they advertised for a new milkman.

Up steps my friend, thinking it'll be a cakewalk, and not bad pay either.

He lasted one day.

Afterwards, he said he felt like he was going around in circles and not getting anywhere at all. The work load just exploded.

~Ted
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 9:20, 14 replies)

Maybe
but I got to see a woman in the nip!
(RTFM May your god go with you, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 9:25, closed)

GIRLS?!!?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 10:03, closed)

NUNS!
Reverse! Reverse!
( cakelady, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 18:27, closed)

THAT would be an ecumenical matter!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:38, closed)

Feck! Arse! Girls!
I miss Father Ted.
( cakelady, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:05, closed)

Same :(
Black Books almost healed the rift, but not entirely...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:46, closed)

Now then Father,
What would you say to a nice cup of tea?
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:03, closed)

FECK OFF CUP!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:29, closed)

I LOVE MY BRICK!

(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:56, closed)

AH, FECKIT!!
Fed up with Breeeeek!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:04, closed)

90's Sitcom References?
Down with this sort of thing.
(johnson, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:39, closed)

Careful, now...

(kyouraku, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:11, closed)

Ah
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(TheProfessor For all your redbearded intellectual needs, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:55, closed)

Mind If I leave this here?
Just shoehorning in something I made a while ago using HL2:

i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg129/Scary_Johnnie_Arsehole/TedTheresahugepileofboxesintheroad.jpg

"Oh, Gordon, Look! It's a big bunch of boxes in the middle of the road!"

Ref: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L90BduGKuTo
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:57, closed)