Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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No, you're not the pioneerWhen I was 8 or 9 maybe, I went to the science museum for my birthday.
I went for a widdle, and there was some guy standing next to me at the trough. He was giving his willy a shake. After a bit of time, probably a bit too long, he started weeing again, but it was funny white coloured wee.
When I eventually discovered what wanking was, a few years later, it was like 'Hey, wait a minute . . . that dirty fucker!'.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:28,
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i like this so muchnot the guy tossing off in the trough, but your delayed reaction.
I like to think you were tucking into your tea, several years later and it hits you..... what the fuck!
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