Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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AND . . .Smoking will stunt your growth.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:22,
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it already did......arf
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That was a lessonlearned on another day in health class. Although I'm 5'9" or so, so I'm not sure that my days smoking have put me at much of a disadvantage for height. There are still the nights where I wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming about the volleyball prodigy I could have been if I had never smoked.
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Ithyphallophobia, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:44,
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