First time baby brother was drunk,
was at a family BBQ. At 14 all the relatives had filled him with enough booze to send him to another planet. Instead he was sent to bed. In order to get there he had to first overcome our T juntion hallway. Starting at the bottom of the T and walking straight not being an option he began the ping pong journey bouncing from wall to wall, which worked well til the top of the T were, lo and behold, he ran out of wall. And into bathroom.

Picked up and sent in the right direction me and a few cousins directed him to his bedroom and watched bemusedly as he tried to feebly walk over to his bed. His old 1900's metal frame bed with springs instead of a solid base bed. As he threw himself onto it the bed sunk mightily and, newtons law and all that, catapulted him verily up into the air landing with a meaty thunk on the other side of the bed. Followed by a liquidy "Thurghurglll". Had to change the carpet.
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