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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Alcohol was a factor
My new girlfriend told me she liked it rough. Despite having never done anything like that before, I think "fuck it", and we decide to go for it one night after a trip to the pub.

We get through the door and take our roles. Music is put on to cover the oncoming storm of grunts. She gets shoved onto the bed, hard, and lies there, legs akimbo, to let me "ravish" her (her term, I might add).

After maybe a minute of such ravishing, I realise I'm getting minimal feedback. I look up.

She'd hit her head on the wall when I shoved her...

...and I'd molested her while she was unconscious.

We don't tell that one at dinner parties.
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 4:08, closed)
Well...
It's not rape if they don't complain...

And you've moved on to necrophilia now? ;)

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:03, closed)
Ahh. But did you stop?

(Misery McUglywife is the text equivalent of Charlie Brown's teacher, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:36, closed)
*click*
Newsletter bound, this one
(I helped save b3ta! MeekMan Trying to reinvent the toaster since, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:04, closed)
^ this
I sincerely hope so
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:35, closed)
^What Bitchtits said^

(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:05, closed)
Hahahahahahaha
*gets RSI from clicking
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:35, closed)
You nonced her up really.
Admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:23, closed)
Arf arf!
Tinkle parp.

*click*
(Discocat is bringing sexy back, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:50, closed)
If I could click this twice I would
Once for the story, and once for your user name
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:28, closed)
Brilliant
Coffee covered monitor: Check

Click!: Check
(friedel, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:54, closed)
Oh god
I nearly burst a blood vessel laughing at that!

Herb soup!
(I helped save b3ta! the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:20, closed)

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