In Halls
Two people - one of them an agressive emotionally unstable American with no empathy, the other a haughty but pretty ice queen - hated each other. Lots. They had had arguments in dinner queues, pubs, and the street before about who was more offensive to humanity.

Such was the nature of halls of residence, they saw each other nearly every day.

It was inevitable they'd have sex by mistake.

What probably wasn't inevitable was that he'd fall asleep inside her halfway through.

And she'd spend a good ten minutes trying to wake him up.

Our first hint something was wrong was when she walked out of his room (tie on the door handle) mortified with embarrassment. Two minutes later he wandered into the toilet and said to everyone there 'Women are cunts, right guys?'

Then, when everyone who'd been in the toilet had gone, he smeared shit all around the inside of one of the bowls.

We all cope in different ways, I suppose.
(thePontificator, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:09, 3 replies)

Why are all your friends hanging around toilets?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:16, closed)

I was doing a poo. I can't speak for anyone else.
(thePontificator, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:54, closed)

Nothing about this
makes any sense. You can't have sex by mistake.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:30, closed)