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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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She's round my house. Come here and have a wank instead.
I'll get the kettle on. How many sugars?
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You weirdousing a super-saturated sugar solution for anal lube.
Everyone else here uses crushed glass in chili oil.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:24,
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