I found...
this recipe for lemon and semen cake this morning. Yes, I thought it was a typo too, until I read at the bottom 'You can experiment with flavors by asking your benefactor(s) to ingest different fruits.'

Mmmmmmm.
(Paperdove, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:28, 10 replies)

Why would anyone think this was a good idea?
To be honest who is going to notice a teaspoon in a whole cake anyway. If you make it and eat it a click will be yours. Proof (and fairly low standards) required.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 26 May 2011, 14:38, closed)

"1 tablespoon of semen"
o_O
(gtfomh, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:07, closed)

Another good reason for me to steer clear.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 26 May 2011, 20:29, closed)

Both!
It lists a tablespoon and a teaspoon! Crazy semen mad wenches!
(Vega31, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:16, closed)

fuck

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:40, closed)

Bahahaa!
"Difficulty: Very Hard"
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:43, closed)

There's loads in here...
www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:00, closed)

The comments on that made me die inside a little.
(Paperdove, Fri 27 May 2011, 0:36, closed)

This has to be a piss take.

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:51, closed)

Hahahahahaha!
Especially the bit in the blurb that says "Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants."

Inexpensive????? Presumably they're factoring in the cost of pornography. Or maybe they just get tramps to wank for coins.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:48, closed)