Ok so minge is unfunny but.....
Mars Bars in a warm place very quickly become melted chocolate and caramel. Melted chocolate and caramel mixed with the body's natural vaginal lubrication gets very runny. Meltychocolatecaramelvaginallubrcation gets everywhere, sheets, blankets, duvet and yourselves require much washing and it tastes fucking awful.

Don't do it kids.
( Peej, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:32, 6 replies)

Same goes for
Mint Aero.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:37, closed)

Should have just popped her on the radiator for an hour or two
with a drip tray underneath.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:43, closed)

minstrals
melt in the mouth not in the...

(menstrals)
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:55, closed)

See also
Cadbury's Creme Eggs
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:43, closed)

A crunchie out of the fridge however...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 26 May 2011, 18:32, closed)

Has no-one tried
Chupa-chups?
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:17, closed)