Quiche
I hate quiche with a passion. It’s not so much the flavour, but the texture and consistency. The last time I tried a mouthful I felt like throwing up the second it made contact with the inside of my mouth.

I’d also like to point out that it is the food of the gays.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:34, 10 replies)

aw fuck
i got one for my missus and she doesnt like them

im gonna have to eat gay, thanks a fucking bunch asda....
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:44, closed)

I think a strongly-worded letter of complaint is in order

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:30, closed)

Try a flan instead.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:28, closed)

I really must be gay then.
I'd thought the not being aroused by men, not wanting to put my cock in a man, not wanting a cock in my arse and generally not being attracted to men sexually meant I wasn't gay.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:12, closed)

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news
My fabulous friend
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:28, closed)

I concur
Picture the scene ..

Barry White has just rolled off his beautiful Laydee after a marathon session of making sweet sweet love.

He is peckish, after burning all those calories making sweet sweet love.

He goes to the fridge and sees a manly meat pie and a quiche.

What does he pick ?

Real men eat PIES !

Rargh !!
(Bitter and Twisted, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:41, closed)

eh?
Short crisp pastry, lobster meat, parmesan black pepper and a touch of saffro,n served warm. Gorgeous.

Some cold slimy supermarket shite. Awful.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 27 May 2011, 20:47, closed)

Both sound equally super
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:21, closed)

Quiche may well be the food of the gays,
But if you flip it over it becomes a totally acceptable egg pie..
(badgerlikespeed, Sun 29 May 2011, 21:11, closed)

A quiche ad came on telly a moment ago
I feel queasy now. Ewww.
( eXOBeX, Mon 30 May 2011, 0:09, closed)