Without a shadow of a doubt
barbequed Turkey bollocks. Something of a delicacy in the middle east and most certainly not for the faint-hearted.

Lulled into a false sense of security by being offered "Turkey", I looked at the proffered orb with only a small amount of suspicion. Not wanting to offend my hosts, I bit through the tough fibrous outer layer and into a soft warm fluffy salty interior. I cottoned on pretty quickly at that point. "Turkey", indeed!

The horror. THE HORROR!!
(WildType is remixing your mum, Mon 30 May 2011, 0:13, 3 replies)

So
Best or worst then?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 30 May 2011, 0:27, closed)

lol

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 30 May 2011, 9:11, closed)

They were
still attached to the turkey at the time, which was still alive. It's his own interpretation of the Ozzy Osbourne/bat meme.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 30 May 2011, 10:06, closed)