We have a "twelve chilli" curry in a local place - it's free if you can finish it
And that's on a scale where vindaloo is three, phall is four...

Basically, it's stupid-englishman-pissed-up-on-lager bait.

Kudos for the evocative descriptions. I particularly enjoyed "used my arsehole as a crucible for smelting tin".
(moon monkey better than a dance with a wet ferret in a fusebox, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:30, closed)