The English Channel
The full English breakfast I had was average. The scuba dive in choppy water was excellent. After the dive, waiting for the boat to pick us up I was chatting to my buddy when a wave washed over my head. Swallowing a large mouthful of sea water was not pleasant.
Breakfast stayed down for about 2.5 seconds.
Retching to the point of trying to puke up a testicle after 30 minutes of being sick still didn't take the taste of seawater out of my mouth.
Next morning’s breakfast was left untouched. It might have been the best thing I'd ever tasted, it could have been the worst, we'll never know for sure.
(TitanLX, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:32, 2 replies)

huh diving in the channel for kicks ? ppffff
you should try diving in one of my ex girlfriends a mouth full of that and i guarantee that you would bring up both your testickles and the insides of your big toes.
but to be fair she did take it up the shitter and she always swallowed with out ever complaining
good times coma's not always a bad thing oh the fun we had and she had her bits out to so no preggys but i wasnt allowed to bite though that was the rule
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:51, closed)

Why did you eat a testicle?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:12, closed)