Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Haaaa!Brill.
I'd so love to meet someone who "genuinely by accident" got chicken fried rice tattooed on their butt on holiday.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:35,
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My missus'housemate had 'MSG' tattooed in chinese characters just above his gentlemen's area. If there's any justice in the world, he will have ended up with a profound and moving proverb.
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multijoy, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:53,
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a girl i used to knowwas dating a tattooist whilst knocking his mate off on the sly. when the tattooist found out, he didn't tell her, he just offered to tattoo her name onto her back in arabic.
what she actually got was the arabic for "slut"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:22,
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