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We love books. Tell us about your favourite books and authors, and why they are so good. And while you're at it - having dined out for years on the time I threw Dan Brown out of a train window - tell us who to avoid.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40)
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I walked out of the second or third film as it was duller than almighty fuck.
I didn't half get some stale-breathed tutting as I shuffled past all the roleplaying fatoids. Why would that encourage me to re-read the books?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:15, 2 replies)
Dude, you missed all the good stuff.
By that, I mean the drawn-out, not-at-all homoerotic closer at the end of the third.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:19, closed)
One of the stretched and faded black tshirts on my row was making little chirping noise during an elf scene.
I am almost certain he was having a little wank.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:21, closed)
I fell asleep when some trees started walking.
I got woken up by the bloke next to me shouting 'Yeesss!'

I don't know why he was shouting that.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:59, closed)
He had spaffed on your thigh.
Hope that helps.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:20, closed)
Oh, fuck.
I thought that was just the cheese sauce from my nachos.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:20, closed)

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