Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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This isn't a story.Why do so few folk on here understand what a story is? Education education education.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:13,
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get with the times old man1. An account or recital of an event or a series of events, either true or fictitious, as:
a. An account or report regarding the facts of an event or group of events: The witness changed her story under questioning.
b. An anecdote: came back from the trip with some good stories.
c. A lie: told us a story about the dog eating the cookies.
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girl fartsNot a story. Not a remark. Barely a fucking sentence.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:20,
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But if you can fart girlsWell that's news
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I dropped a proper Sigourny Weaver earlier.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 22:39,
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Did it end up decapitating Ian Holm?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 23:16,
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A what?Oh, sorry. Carry on.
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