Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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A leopard never changes his scabsWe had been together for 3 months and I thought things had been going pretty well so far.
Sat together in a pub early one evening, I was told that he "may" have given me crabs from someone else but I have no right to complain because we never explicitly said we couldn't screw other people on the side (how naive of me to assume, eh?).
Bumped into each other in a club a few years later, after the usual awkward bumped-in-to-your-ex pleasantries (including talking about our current partners) I noticed a strange mark on his face
"What's that?"
"Oh, just a bit of impetigo... can I kiss you?"
I made a sharp exit!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 1:16, 3 replies)
Bullet = dodged, I'd say.(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 5:54, closed)
Fucking hell, get some standards.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 11:32,
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Me? Or the riddled Ex-?If me, then I assure you I have.
Not seen him for a long time, but most probably still a contagious love-rat.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 12:38, closed)
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