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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)

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Millionaire my friend, millionaire.

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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:29, 1 reply)

I thought that particular financial milestone was scheduled for this time next week.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:30, closed)

Huge jump in coffee maker sales?

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:34, closed)

Stop it.
Stop taking the piss out of me.

It's not fair. Leave me alone.

I'm telling.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:39, closed)

"I'm telling" is always preceded by "AmmmmMMMMMMMMMM, "
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:43, closed)

I mean it.
You're all rude about my career. You're rude about my choice of coffee making equipment. You're disrespectful with regards to my hotmail hacking hobby.

I didn't sign up for this.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:48, closed)

There's always the
"Emergency Scooter Taxi Service" to fall back on tho, isn't there?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:49, closed)

And you know the worst thing?
The worst thing imaginable? The ultimate in internet hatred?

No one believes a fucking word I say.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:57, closed)

Sometimes I think you and I are not so dissimilar.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 1:23, closed)

Difference being Liemallow is entertaining and still quite likable due to not being a massive whining prick.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 1:26, closed)

And you know the worst thing?
The worst thing imaginable? The ultimate in internet hatred?

Not one new friend or follow request. :(
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 1:39, closed)

I think you missed my point.
Too subtle?
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:42, closed)

don't be too harsh on yourself
most people believed you were a creepy email stalker

it was the trivially disproved twaddle about property and scooters that people scoffed at
(alright alright, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:56, closed)

Disproved?
By your kangaroo court of pig-ignorance?

Lol.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:41, closed)

you couldn't even remember how many houses you were selling, you fat jew

(alright alright, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 11:44, closed)

Uh, uh......

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 11:58, closed)

Upset much?

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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 15:49, closed)

devastated

(alright alright, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:04, closed)

In reverse order - everyone needs a hobby, I genuinely hope you enjoyed your temporally displaced coffee (that stuff must command quite a premium - I'd buy it myself if I had a property empire), and I'm sure your carer is lovely.

See? We can all get along.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:52, closed)

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