Should have said divide
Would have neatly side-stepped embarrassing spelling mistake and invitations for Carry-On up the QOTW style double-entendres.

I shall read the article on titwanks then later on this evening I shall request one from my wife and report back. Although I must confess we have all the libido of giant pandas at the moment so we may not pull it off. Ape Loverage, over to you...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)