Brits AbroadUnion jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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I realise this is probably a lieBut,
1 - you had just been to your own room so why do you not use the facilities there?
2 - what sort of dim witted investor decides to indulge in a crap moments before losing their virginity (don't deny it, we all know)
3- you state clearly "no toilet paper, not even a bath mat" yet, you intended to proceed - and then what?
I hope you bought that hotel and had it razed and left a hole in the ground to teach those Kraut's a lesson for your utter incompetence when it comes to functioning in society.
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