Caught!MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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Me & the missus got frisky in the maze at a palace just outside Kingston Upon Thames when there was no-one aroundor we thought there was no-one around, someone must've heard us & security came after us. I managed to catch my penis on my zip while I was legging it.
So in summary then: I caught my hampton when caught courting at Hampton Court.
This is entirely untrue, by the way.
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broadsword w⚓, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:50,
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Massive lols.have a *click*.
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LIES!The Palace and Maze are closer to Thames Ditton.
Oh, and *click*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:40, closed)
fucking hell some of these posts can be funny.(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:05, closed)
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