Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:02)
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AngrymanxmanYou obviously have a very deluded view of British farmers.
I suggest you actually check your facts before opening your mouth, as it smells very much like the shit you reckon that farmers feed to the animals. Tosspot.
I wanted to be an armed copper, having spent 3 years after graduation trying to get what I thought was a decent graduate job, I'm condsidering jacking it in and joining the boys in blue. Now wheres my gun?
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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:57,
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