Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:02)
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Ambition?I don't remember really having any childhood ambitions. As an adult I have been a musician, led a theatre group and run a pub, amongst other things. I am now an accountant.
I STILL have absolutely no idea what I want to do when I grow up! (er..I'm 50 this year, so ballet dancer is out).
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:17, closed)
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