Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:02)
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Yay! just remeberedWhen I was a kid I really, really, really wanted Aliens to abduct me and take me to their planet. (This was before I knew about probes etc). I used to spend hours at night staring out of the bedroom window waiting for them. I would stare at every star or airplane light wishing it to be a space ship.
Of course it never happened.
Or did it!
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big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 15:17,
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