Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Medicine..A brainwave at 13 years old (whilst flicking through some GCSE Biology textbooks, which were a couple years ahead of my current learning level) convinced me that i should be a doctor.
Of course, i'm still under that fuckwitted delusion that it'll be worth it.. Roll on the A-Level Results and the UCAS Application..
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Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:26,
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