Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Many moons ago.....when I was just a wee young whipper snapper, I had dreams of growing up. Here I am 29 years and still dreaming.
On a more serious note I wanted to be a pilot but I'm not allowed for medical reasons, then I wanted to be a pig farmer (I like pigs). After college I wanted to be a chiropodist and very nearly went uni to study podiatry. I then decided that cancer research was my calling but that went tits up as well due to cheap SU beer and copious amounts of drugs!!!
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:27,
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