Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I wanted to be taller...and i was! but i stopped growing upwards at the age of 14 at 5'11" and at the age of 17 or 18 most of my mates where taller than me.... oh well
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 18:04,
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